1) There is an actual Hicksville ... somewhere on Long Island, of all places.
2) So you've wrecked your body eating waaaay more than you ideally should. No worries! Buy a diet plan / stepper / vaccum cellulite deleter thingamajig (preferably all of the above) to go from hippo to hip in one month. Seriously!
3) One bartender can crush 3 mint leaves in a mojito glass for so long that the world has heard him doing it (*and* is, strangely enough, dancing in time to his pestle's movement), but when he stops... the mint leaves are still untouched. Bacardi invents the uncrushable mint leaf?
2) So you've wrecked your body eating waaaay more than you ideally should. No worries! Buy a diet plan / stepper / vaccum cellulite deleter thingamajig (preferably all of the above) to go from hippo to hip in one month. Seriously!
3) One bartender can crush 3 mint leaves in a mojito glass for so long that the world has heard him doing it (*and* is, strangely enough, dancing in time to his pestle's movement), but when he stops... the mint leaves are still untouched. Bacardi invents the uncrushable mint leaf?
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